Loud Sounding Nothing

:the lingo:

You want = you want
we need = i need
It's ur decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
we need to talk = i need to complain
sure... go ahead = i don't want you to
im not upset = ofcourse im upset you moron!
you're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
you're certainly attentive = is sex all you want?!
im not emo! = im on my period
be romantic, turn off the lights = i have flabby thighs
the kitchen is so inconvenient = i want a new house!
do you love me? = im going to ask for something expensive
how much do you love me? = i did something today that you're not going to like
i'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on tv
is my butt fat? =tell me im beautiful
you have to learn to communicate... = just agree with me
are you listening to me? = (too late, you're dead)
yes = no
no = no
maybe = no
im sorry = you'll be sorry
nothing = everything
everything = PMS
nothing really = you're an asshole
i don't want to talk about it = go away, im still building up steam


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